Sep 6, 2007

Recipe for a seat by yourself

Found this in my e-mail today, had to post.

If you are sitting next to a loudmouth, a jerk or just an irritating person ----- on a plane, train or in a coffee shop-----follow these instructions:

1. Say nothing, but quietly and calmly open your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it.
4. Make sure the annoying person sees the screen. (Aim it just enough for them to see)
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head toward the sky (or ceiling)
6. Then click on this link:

http://Boortz. com/mp3/archive/ countdown. swf

They won't bother to say good-bye.

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